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okay so anime has gotten liek rlly popular over teh past few years and im sure u gaiz hav noticed. its awesum! its a lot moar detailed than cartoon like we have in, bleck America, and its really deep and have a wide variety of characters and stories to choose from. its funny, its sweet, its cool, its everything u could evar want in art. Becuz if anime isnt art, then tell me whut is. so now in this installment of "How To" im going 2 show u gaiz how 2 become a lot more suckseskfull in going on ur path to becomin an epik mangaka. ^^   1. Age The younger u start, the better off u'll be. In fact, a lot more younger ppl today r into manga Video games. Everyone and their mother plays them these days. Yes, even chicks. This isn't like how it used to be when gaming was a hobby only undertaken by a select number of nerdy white males. With so many other gamers and so many other games to choose from, how can one possibly stand out amongst it all?  By playing action games of course, the manly genre. But maybe playing them isn't enough of a challenge.  Maybe you want to take it a little farther and make an action game yourself.  Well, fear not! For in a number of steps, you too can create the next big blockbuster hardcore action game that will have every other fanboy an Little Susan B. stood staring at the thing before her in disbelief.  "Fat," she said. "I'm fat?"   "I'm a machine. Machines don't lie."   "But I'm ten."   "Ten and fat."   "But how can you tell? There's gotta be some mistake."   "Okay, kid, listen up. I've got your goddamn height and BMI right here. Right here inside me.  And according to my records, you suck at boxing, you suck at running, your physical age is that of a 48-year-old male and you suck at Brawl."   "Hey, you're being mean!"   "I'm not mean. I'm a machine. Can't take playing with me? If you don't lik
so hey, once upon a tiem, there was like this place called MidGER and I was, liek, born in it. i didnt fit in with the other kids very well, especially not the girls, but DONT LET IT FOOL YOU. i am sassy and smart and can kick a lot of ass ok? especially when it comes to boys. I kicked a lot of boy ass. and i didnt like playing with make up and dollies like other lttle girls. so that made me special. because i was a girl, but was like, into things that guys liked. did i mention i was special?  ANYWAY  so in Midger they had this program called SOLJA. not everyone could join tho. but my protective and loving older brother, Clod, was r One day, the Roarschack was walking randomly down the street when this random stranger jumped out in front of him and said, "Walter, i am a mysterious girl from your past who has now grown up into a beautiful young woman and i am secretly a vigilante and we need to be together because we're both vigilantes and we're both liek rlly messed up and we complete each other in our mutual messed-uppedness."   "Rrrraaaarlllll," said the Roarschack.   Hideously rejected, the mysterious and bootiful young woman then went to hogwhutz.  "Pruffesser Snope," she said, "I am Voldermort's secret daughter that no one knew about and als When we last left off, our fair, beautiful and sassy heroine was slowly dying of un-attention.   A sociopathic murderer was busy eating his daily brains when a strange and mysterious girl went up to him.  "Soylar, hey Soylar," said she. "It is I, that long ago forgotten childhood friend that also had a troubled life and a dead mother. I also fantasize about blood and eating people and had issues at school and we were married in a past life but some Japanese otaku nerd screwed up the time continuum and now you can't remember-"   "Your brains, I shall eat them," said Soylar most wickedly as he attempted to saw open the
If there's one thing that a person can't live without, it's arguments. Whether it's online or real life, chances are you're going to get sucked into them. Like the death of a pet or every ongoing anime series since the mid nineties tanking horribly and hitting rock bottom, it's inevitable. So here are yet a few more tips to help you succeed in that key aspect of life (and online).    1. Name Calling Dropping Something that you're bound to see in almost every other argument in life is the ever-present name-calling. Fuck key points or backing up your retorts with actual intelligence. None of that is necessary when you have name-c

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Journal Entry: Tue Jul 27, 2010, 2:06 PM
MEME 1: 60 questions.

1) How old do you wish you were?
18-21. fufufufu

2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
either at school in JK or playing mario kart.

3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
they never have. because if they did... hooo boy.

4) Do you consider yourself kind?
yes, although i have my rude moments. fool

5) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be?
between my shoulder blades, fer sure.

6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
japanese/german. i know way more japanese, though.

7) Do you know your neighbours?
nah, not at all.

8) What do you consider a holiday?
...id...k. anything tranquil, i guess.

9) Do you follow your horoscope?
if i see it, i will read it, but seldom is it accurate. stupid bloropopes.

10) Would you move for the person you loved?
it would depend on the circumstances, but essentially yes.

11) Are you touchy feely?
THIS ANSWER HAS ENCOUNTERED AN ERROR AND NEEDS TO CLOSE

12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
not really. if two people get along, they surely have common ground of some sort.

13) Dream job?
concept artist for a game company ~~~~

14) Favorite channel(S)?
i don't watch TV, i just buy anything i want to watch on DVD, which is a rare occurrence. way better than paying $70 for cable every month. :I

15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
home, malls and people's houses. :dummy:

16) Showers or Baths?
showers. YOU ARE BATHING IN YOUR OWN FILTH I MEAN FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

17) Do you paint your nails?
not regularly, but recently i painted them this aqua colour. no like. :C

18) Do you trust people easily?
no, i don't.

19) What are your phobias?
wasps and madness sheogorath.

20) Do you want kids?
nevar

21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
i've tried, but my life is too uneventful for there to be something to write every day bawwwwww

22) Where would you rather be right now?
SOMEWHERE LESS HOT AKIJDWIOD

23) Heavy or light sleeper?
really heavy. i mean. i couldn't even hear the fire alarm go off. >:

24) Are you paranoid?
naw, i personally don't think there's much to be 'paranoid' about.

25) Are you impatient?
i am very patient, but sometimes -SOMETIMES- the ol' PC just gets on my nerves so much i can't help but want to take a bat to it.

26) Who can you relate to?
can't think of anybody in particular.

27) How do you feel about interracial couples?
some are cool, and even very good together, but others are just...strange.

28) Have you been burned by love?
I'LL BURN YOU
lol actually no

29) What's your main ring tone on your cell?
NO CELL BAW

30) What were you doing after midnight last night?
listening to music, then sleeeeping >:

31) What did the last text on your mobile phone say?
STOP RUBBING IT IN

32) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
mine. :iconwthplz:

33) What color shirt are you wearing?
'tis of the green nature.

34) Why is there no question here?
oh, but there is.

35) Name three things you have on you at all times~?
a pencil, ear studs, hair.

36) What color are your bed sheets?
i have no sheets, but i have a checkered comforter ooooooh~

37) How much cash do you have on you right now?
about 36 bucks, and then the rest is all savings.

38) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
the breast. SO GOOD ASDWDLIJI

39) What's your favorite town/city?
i don't really have one, but anywhere in ireland/japan is nice.

40) I can't wait till?
high school starts. :U and also 'til silent hill 2 and LMS arrive woooo

41) Who got you to join myspace?
MYSELF although it's like dead

42) What did you have for dinner last night?
tubetti. 2 ITALIAN 4 U

43) How tall are you barefoot?
5'2" >:

44) Have you ever smoked heroin?
LOL

45) Do you own a gun?
no. but srsly. it'd be cool to. if some psycho dude invaded my home, i wouldn't have to wait for the cops. i'd take out my shotgun and be like BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING EH

46) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
water or chocolate milk. : B

47) What is your favourite weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
...:iconwthplz:

48) Do you have A.D.D.?
no, why woul HEY IS THAT A RABBIT

49) What time did you wake up today?
about 7:30, i think. EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM~~~

50) Current worry?
n/a. i am not the worrying type.

51) Current hate?
YOU

52) Favorite place to be?
home <3

53) Where would you like to travel?
the world.

54) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
probably somewhere in the US as an artist of sorts.

55) What songs do you sing in the shower?
i don't sing in the shower...haven't the faintest idea why not, though.

56) What was the last thing that made you laugh?
my daddeh. :U

57) Worst injury you've ever had?
when i broke my pinky. ow.

58) Does someone have a crush on you?
don't think so. e_e

59) What's your favorite candy?
m&ms. woooooo

60) What song is stuck in your head?
A BUNCH OF METRIC SONGS DAMMIT EMILY HAINES OIJWIOJDLASD

NEXTPLZ <3

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MEME 2: songs meme.

Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING.

1. How does the world see you?
Zakarum - Matt Uelmen. wtf. diablo. >:

2. Will I have a happy life?
Worthless War - The GazettE. GOIN' GOOD SO FAR EH

3. What do my friends think of me?
Kings of Medicine - Placebo. so they think I'm going to be a doctor fffffff

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Mirai no Haruka (Haruka's Future) - Hikaru Nanase. ahdiwjWAT

5. How can I make myself happy?
B - Sinky James. well. sinky james does make me happy. :U

6. What should I do with my life?
Plasticine - Placebo. PLASTIC SURGERY HERE I COME WOOOOOOO

7. Will I ever have children?
Stoney Street - Amon Tobin. the real answer = no; which is carved in 'stone'. THANKS MR.TOBIN

8. What is some good advice for me?
Wings of Kynareth - Jeremy Soule. so i should play some oblivion. no problems with that. o3o

9. How will I be remembered?
The Beauties of Nature - CHAMY.Ishi. coolbeans.

10. What's my signature dancing song?
Displaced - Amon Tobin. INTERESTING.

11. What's my current theme song?
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni - Eiko Shimamiya. i like.

12. What do others think is my current theme song?
Front Row - Metric. metric seems to be invading my life lately.

13. What shall they play at my funeral?
Shut Up and Explode - Boom Boom Satellites. WOOOOOOOOOOOO YESSSSSSSSS

14. What type of men do I like?
Defy You - The Offspring. idk

15. How's my love life?
Everything's Just Wonderful - Lily Allen. FINALLY SOMETHING NORMAL LOLOL

kay on to number 3.

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MEME 3: deviations meme.


1) Answer the questions below
2) Take each answer and type it into the dA search box
3) Take a deviation from the first page of results (may use ' popular' or 'newest' ) and post thumb (for subscribers) or link (non-subscribers)
4) You can't copy the persons answers who posted this before you
5)Check out the art, because it´s from pretty cool people

1. The age you will be on your next birthday
2. A place you'd like to travel
3. Your favorite place
4. Your favorite object
5. Favorite food
6. Your favorite animal
7. Your favorite color , and
8. The town/state/etc in which you live
9. Name of past pet
10. A dream come true
11. Your nickname/screenname
12. Middle name
13. Favorite Smell and
14. Bad habit of yours
15. Your first job
16. Favourite Movie
17. What are you doing right now?
18. Whats The Weather Like?
19. Favourite Sport
20. Favourite Music/Style/Band




AND EY LOOK IT'S DONE
hope you enjoyed looking through this. <3 you can almost see the boredom amirite

  • Listening to: fans whirring. again.
  • Watching: arby 'n' the chief 1
  • Playing: oblivion
  • Drinking: water~

Journal History

deviantID

likes: oblivion, indie music, photography, pyramid head, cauliflower, colourful things, birds, YOU.

dislikes: twilight, feminists, celery, wasps, ppl wh0 tipe lyk diz, furries, facebook, politicians, YOU.

favourite deviants: `adonihs ~LalaineRG ~Ayleid/~AsirbAyam *TheMinttu *In-The-Machine *nheira ~Goddess-Azura =cartoongirl7 ~Alcyfis *Slinkers

favourite colours: crimson, light green, violet, ice blue, black, acajou, blue-violet, white, warm grey.

...and the chamwise has spoken.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: a swivel chair.
  • Interests: drawing, reading, writing, music, japanese, hair.
  • Favourite movie: the iron giant, benny & joon, fight club
  • Favourite band or musician: placebo, 9goats black out, jeremy soule, amon tobin, florence + the machine, kerli, the GazettE
  • Favourite genre of music: indie, alternative, progressive rock, soundtrack, classical
  • Favourite artist: dan luvisi
  • Favourite poet or writer: john green
  • Operating System: windows xp
  • Favourite game: oblivion, NWN2, ffx, fallout 3, bioshock, portal, diablo II, dark alliance II, the white chamber
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC and PS2. <3
  • Favourite cartoon character: lucien lachance, mugen, sheogorath, haskill, kadaj, atori, pyramid head, matt & mello
  • Personal Quote: time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

To-do list

--Oblivion--
Ysuran Profile: :star::star::star-half:
Lucien Lachance: :star::star::star-empty:
DB Assassin: :star::star::star-half:
Little Ysuran: :star::star::star-empty:
Picture Time: :star::star-half::star-empty:
Lucien/Vicente comic: :star-half::star-empty::star-empty:
Lucien/Vicente Brofist: :star-half::star-empty::star-empty:
Oblivion meme: :star::star::star-empty:
TES: Favourite Characters meme: :star-half::star-empty::star-empty:
Eldamil: :star::star-empty::star-empty:

--Non-Oblivion--
Finiel (OC): :star-empty::star-empty::star-empty:
Moryl (NWN2 PC): :star-empty::star-empty::star-empty:
Kaelian Profile (OC): :star::star-empty::star-empty:
Kaelian Full (OC): :star::star-empty::star-empty:
Kaelian Ninja (OC): :star::star-empty::star-empty:
Alfiel (OC): :star::star-half::star-empty:
Dr. Elias Spittle (The Alchemist's Cat): :star-half::star-empty::star-empty:
Oguna-no-Takeru (Takeru): :star::star-half::star-empty:

What a Marketing Plan

Webcam

My Burrrrrrday

My birthday badge

Shoutbox

~mlaw-hk-can:iconmlaw-hk-can:
nice clownwar thing
Tue Jul 27, 2010, 2:44 PM
*chamoise:iconchamoise:
go on, yell at me about stuff. :B
Fri Feb 5, 2010, 12:33 PM

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:iconloverofeveryone3133:
Thanks for the llama badge!!!

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It's colour! Colour that holds the key! I can hear the colours, listen to them. Every time I step outside, I feel nature is shouting at me. Come on! Come and get me! Come on! Capture my mystery! - Vincent Van Gogh from Doctor Who
:iconzelfire:
Lllaaaaammmaaaaa.. for you. :3

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'Some only wish to see the world burn.. while the rest fan the flames. It is only a matter of time before all fall into the ashes.' - Ur, The Legacy of Evertime
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have you ever seen a black man with white ass? it's very sad. it's like a playground with no children.
:iconzelfire:
And such a pretty gallery. *-* *ninja watch! and dashes away*

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'Some only wish to see the world burn.. while the rest fan the flames. It is only a matter of time before all fall into the ashes.' - Ur, The Legacy of Evertime
:icontomwilcox:
Thanks for the Faves! :-)

Tom

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:iconchamoise:
you're welcome!

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have you ever seen a black man with white ass? it's very sad. it's like a playground with no children.
:iconimadovic:
Thanks for the :+fav:
:iconchamoise:
you're very welcome.

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have you ever seen a black man with white ass? it's very sad. it's like a playground with no children.
:iconzyux:
thanks for the fav!
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no problem <3

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have you ever seen a black man with white ass? it's very sad. it's like a playground with no children.